he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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