I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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