Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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