i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
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