Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
