lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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