question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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