worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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