Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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