it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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