i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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