R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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