i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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