Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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