So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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