no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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