Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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