Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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