Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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