Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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