oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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