I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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