my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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