So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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