I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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