I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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