You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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