is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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