Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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