I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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