shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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