Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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