no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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