i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
