How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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