you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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