Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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