is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
the day after is always just damage control
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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