I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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