theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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