We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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