Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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