Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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