Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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