i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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