You work out of a Hotel?
he shaved USA in his pubs
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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