Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Randomize
