it wasn't lemon gatorade
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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