I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Randomize
