My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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