If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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