ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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