i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
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