we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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