did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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