Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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